Our “Heathen (noun) Funny Definition” Cotton Hoodie features a clever and amusing definition of a heathen (if it stops the annoying “are you a Viking then” questions it is such a big bonus right?) Heathen -noun – gender neutral Wielder of Axes. Drinker of Mead. Not to be confused with Viking, which is actually a job title.Embrace the quirky and light-hearted side of your spiritual beliefs with this whimsical design, and let it be a conversation starter with like-minded free spirits.